apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
