is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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