I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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