I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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