C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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