I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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