Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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