Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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