i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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