I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We talked him into tasing himself.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I would ride that face into the sunset
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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