East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
