This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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