How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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