A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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