You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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