Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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