oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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