Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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