i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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