so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I am available for nakedness
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
