is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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