Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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