Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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