On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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