I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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