think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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