i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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