Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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