my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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