I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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