I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
So. Much. Porn.
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