Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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