Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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