I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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