i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
People in love make me want to vomit
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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