I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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