Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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