He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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