all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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