why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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