did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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