So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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