he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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