my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Randomize
