You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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