But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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