i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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