you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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