found the other keg... it's in the tree
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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