You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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