Dual....:-)
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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