for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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