Whod you bang
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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