did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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