i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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