You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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